Dear Politicians (and anyone else)

Here is how you answer the “Would you attend a gay wedding?” gotcha question.

Q: Would you attend a gay wedding for a friend or loved one?

A: Any gay person close enough to me to actually want me there, be they friend or close relative, would never invite me, for to do so would be disrespectful of me and my faith. They would know this since they are so close to me. I wouldn’t attend the birthday party for someone who shows disrespect to my person or my faith. Would you?

*subhead*You’re welcome.*subhead*