My 12 yr old son walks up to me today and says “Here’s your Father’s Day present.”

He sticks out his hand to shake mine.

“A firm handshake,” he says.

Then he pats me on the back and says, “And keep up the good work.”

I am either doing something right as a father or something very wrong. Either way, it was funny.

*subhead*Kids say the darndest.*subhead*