A condom machine blew up and killed a German man on Christmas Eve. Evil condoms!!! And the UN wants to send condoms all over the world? Why? To continue their murderous rampage?

The Local:

The 29-year-old from M√ľnster was hit by a steel shard from the condom dispenser which was positioned on a quiet street, local police disclosed on Monday.

Along with two friends, aged 27 and 29, the man had attached a homemade explosive device to the machine in an apparent attempt to get at the goods and money inside.

So they tried to blow up a condom machine. Did they not understand that condoms that had been blown up might not be…uhm…effective?

Just another reason to be against artificial contraceptives.