OK. I’ve never been more sure that I’m on the right side of this issue.

Full time douchebag and part time murderer OJ Simpson is upset that Roe v. Wade is overturned. He actually unironically said, “I think women should have the right to decide what happens with their bodies.”

If only OJ’s wife had that same right.

My Tweet, My Opinion pic.twitter.com/xWcW1Q5DlG

— O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) June 26, 2022

Sometimes it makes you feel better, just seeing who’s aligned against you.

Next up, OJ is going to advocate for worker’s rights – like the right of waiters not to be killed.