You’d never know why six people were stabbed in Sydney or why this bishop was stabbed while presiding over Mass. But it was…wait for it…an attack by a Muslim terrorist.

Police and the media just use the term “knifeman” or just “man” and they say that the man’s motives are unclear. But we all know exactly what’s going on.

Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel was preaching at The Good Shepherd Church in Wakeley in Sydney when a man dressed in black walked up to the altar and stabbed him multiple times. Religion of peace, y’all.

I will say it’s at least somewhat impressive that so many men ran to the bishop’s defense. I’m not sure that would happen in many places. No word yet on the bishop’s prognosis.