Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 25 September 2026

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Singer Ariana Grande Explains the Crazy Stupid Reasons She Left the Catholic Faith

The singer/actress Ariana Grande delivered a solid performance at the AMA’s last night. Grande was raised Catholic. I know that most of you don’t even know who she is but what she said recently to the press I found intriguing just for its sheer stupidity. She was talking about why she converted from Catholicism to Kabbalah. Her reasons are just pure nonsense so I just had to share.

“I was born Roman Catholic but I lost faith when the Pope decided to tell me everything I loved and believed in was wrong. The church said (cartoon character) Spongebob Squarepants is gay and he’s a sinner and he should burn in hell. And Harry Potter was a sin. And working women. I was like ‘Enough! First the gays, then Spongebob and now Harry Potter? Get out my house!’ I was not having it. And the working woman thing? It was a moment for me. I needed something else to believe in.”

What? What is she even talking about? Has she been concussed repeatedly? Does she get her religion talking points from the Weekly World News or the New York Times?

And here she talks about her recent encounter with a demon.

What? She said there was a fly in the car!!!! And that like never happens.

*subhead*Dumb.*subhead*

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