A 53-year-old Catholic priest from Colorado, made the brilliant decision to run around naked about an hour before sunrise thinking no one would notice him. But, of course, the cops noticed there were two full moons out that night and arrested the priest who now faces an indecent exposure charge.
Admitting that what he did was wrong, the Rev. Robert Whipkey told police officers he decided to run naked because he sweats a lot if he wears clothing while jogging. Uh father, it’s not just you. If any of us run around in circles for a while we sweat. Sometimes a lot.
According to AP reports, Whipkey was arrested around 4:30 a.m. June 22, about 20 miles north of Denver. However he still remains an active priest while awaiting the court’s decision. He would have to register as a sex offender if he gets convicted of indecent exposure, a misdemeanour.
Here’s a good rule for priests and all of us. If something you’re about to do might embarrass the church don’t do it. Running around naked in the ‘wee’ hours should raise some internal alarms. What might have once been written off as an eccentricity is just an avenue for more people to lose their faith. With so many people out there attempting to embarrass us, let’s not help them so much.
August 9, 2007 at 1:02 pm
We have a 60-something Modernist liturgist in our diocese. Caught mawsturbating in a local beat with another man several years ago. Some of the Priests call him “Russell”, after the noise the bushes made when the police shone their torches on his gleaming gluteus maximus… Deo Gratias his partner in sin was over 18….
August 10, 2007 at 5:44 am
Actually a friend of mine who’s now a seminarian in his early 30’s did a “nudie run” with some friends when he was 19 or so. Through a city park. Like most things that you think are hilarious at the age of 20, after a few beers, you should grow out of it. Fraternity-style shennannigans should be left to the young and stupid, not the old and even stupider….To do this at the age of 53 leads one to seriously question his judgment…in most places outside of the Middle East, a bare minimum of clothing would have avoided the embarassment to the Church…
August 10, 2007 at 5:46 am
Nobody asked him to vest in his maniple and biretta, after all…
August 10, 2007 at 6:10 am
A little bitty pair of shorts would’ve done just fine. I don’t get it. I wonder…You know what I don’t want to wonder.