Today is Wednesday December 10, 2008. It is also “Day Without A Gay.”
Homosexuals all over the country will be calling in sick to create awareness of what life is like without the gay.
Well, I got to thinkin’. What are all these gay folk gonna do all day? I know, they will do what I do when I play hookey from work. They will go to the movies. But what movie to see? Well, in order to make sure that our gay brothers and sisters will not be bored on their day off, Creative Minority Productions is releasing its new blockbuster movie. The Day The Gay Stood Still.
December 10, 2008 at 3:55 am
LOL!
And so much for going to the movies tomorrow.
December 10, 2008 at 4:00 am
Oh my! Does that monster hand have nail polish?
December 10, 2008 at 4:35 am
This is offensive. And yes I agree with the Church’s teaching on the matter. And no, I do not struggle with this disorder.
December 10, 2008 at 4:52 am
Funny! You guys crack me up.
December 10, 2008 at 5:05 am
Adam,
What is offensive about it? They are the ones making a scene these days. They are the ones “striking” tomorrow. Why should gays be immune from being made fun of when they act like idiots?
Don’t be so sensitive. Lindsay Lohan being abducted by a gay alien robot. Now that is funny.
December 10, 2008 at 12:01 pm
LOL – I particularly like the “mormons” at the bottom of the page!
December 10, 2008 at 1:09 pm
It thoundth Fabulouth!
December 10, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Perfect!
December 10, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Can you imagine the response if all those who were opposed to homosexual marriage did this? First off, there would be a huge commotion about it, but then the country actually would stop.
This prank is ridiculous, in my opinion. It’s like a temper tantrum.
December 10, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Well since this is a childish action, and marriage is usually reserved for adults, they prove that they do not have the capacity to be married. Self-defeating as anything also. At least they can count on their fabled “gay genes” be passed on from generation to generation. Wait – they can’t.
December 10, 2008 at 2:37 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
THats hilarious!
December 10, 2008 at 2:43 pm
This is a great idea. Lets extend the sick day to research institutes, hospitals, domestic violence, drug control and government funding for disease control related to homosexual culture/activity too. That way we will get a more balanced view of the contibutions to society of homosexual activity.
December 10, 2008 at 5:08 pm
This is me very reluctantly smirking… Usually I’m against this sort of uncharitable derisus gratia derisus (even of notorious sinners), but these people are so incredibly militant against something I love so dearly that I really can’t find any problem with this.
~cmpt
December 10, 2008 at 5:16 pm
We thank you for your relucant smirk. That’s what we aim for.
December 11, 2008 at 12:59 am
Fortunately, those of us who don’t believe in contraception (add homosexuality) will soon outnumber those who do. — G.K. Chesterton
December 11, 2008 at 1:09 am
This is satire at its best.
December 11, 2008 at 8:49 am
Hilarious!
December 11, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Seeing that the stock market rose about 70 points yesterday, I hope they call for a “Call in Gay” week. My 401k could use the help.