“No, no, no. It’s not what you think. I just wanted to make the guy at 7-Eleven feel comfortable.”
“No, no, no. It’s not what you think. I just wanted to make the guy at 7-Eleven feel comfortable.”
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February 25, 2009 at 8:22 pm
I thought nobody messes with Joe?
February 25, 2009 at 8:36 pm
“Give me a second, will ya? I know the Subway song: ‘One dollar, five foot.’ Dang it! ‘Five dollars, hamburger.’ Shoot!”
February 25, 2009 at 9:03 pm
“There that priest goes again, trying to smear me!”
— Mack
February 25, 2009 at 9:09 pm
He just keeps making an ash out of himself.
February 25, 2009 at 9:34 pm
When did the Roman Rite switch to ‘Remember you are a dunce and a dunce you shall remain’?
February 25, 2009 at 9:58 pm
“After we got ashes, we went to lunch and I had Porterhouse this big…”
February 25, 2009 at 10:15 pm
What we have here is a failure to excommunicate.
February 25, 2009 at 10:23 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I defer to my brilliant and hilarious colleagues!
February 25, 2009 at 11:11 pm
It is already getting really hot!
(There are ashes in hell, no?)
Or perhaps it is a bruise caused by the shoving of his rosary up someone’s “you-know-what”
Mum26
February 25, 2009 at 11:16 pm
I lined up for Communion but got this ash instead.
February 26, 2009 at 12:16 am
Joe Biden on dehorning
“The caustic paste worked a treat. That horn was this big I tell yeah. Now, all I got left is a little ring burn.”
February 26, 2009 at 2:49 am
Ash to the ass, and dust to the dunce.
I love the “failure to excommunicate” line. Very clever.
February 26, 2009 at 4:19 am
…And today, I’ll pretend to be Catholic…
February 26, 2009 at 4:43 am
“Listen Nancy, if we go to every single holy day and if the media knows it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30 percent chance we’re going to hell.”
February 26, 2009 at 12:57 pm
When I say I’m an ardent Catholic, I’m only lying this much.
February 26, 2009 at 2:03 pm
I love the “failure to excommunicate” line. Very clever.
Me too. It’s a stroke of genius. In fact, I think all Catholic blogs and news sources should work that in their titles when doing stories on Pelosi, Bidean, and (not to be partisan), Guiliani.
February 26, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Failure….excommunicate-works for me.
What came to my mind was that Biden’s exasperative demeanor and posture in that snapshot reminded me of the scene in “The Godfather” wherein the mortician petitions Don Corleone to avenge his daughter’s assault (on the day of the Don’s own daughter’s wedding.)
Like the mortician, Joe eschews any dependence upon the Don while in public, but is willing to suck up and squeeze tears of humiliation while he “sells” the Don on the justice of his plea.
Well, Joe got his pound of flesh, he’s the Veep now, and the mortician was granted a portion of his wish. What both of them know is that once they’re out of the room, their impudence is mocked simply by calling them what they really are: undertakers.
February 26, 2009 at 4:07 pm
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February 26, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Anonymous and Amy take the cake! But I’ll play along…
“Those aren’t ashes – that’s where the holy water burned his skin.”
February 26, 2009 at 7:25 pm
It’s where President Moloch Obama kissed him on the forehead:
Can you say “Mark of the Beast?”