CMR is here to rescue you from the annual humiliation and ridicule of your office NCAA pool by offering an alternative that CMR readers can sink their teeth into. Look, you’re not the one with satellite television watching every single college basketball game and watching for the weaknesses in Oklahoma State’s point guard. And you don’t even care that Morehead State’s Center has a bad knee.
But CMR is offering you some brackets that you know a thing or two about. As a CMR reader you’ve had a front row seat to the spiral of Western civilization into an apathetic, politically correct, death-fetish culture. From abortion to euthanasia to just plain bad taste, let’s find out who’s responsible for destroying our culture.
With this in mind, the CMR think tank after months of study is now announcing the “March to Madness” brackets. Monday through Thursday of this week, the competitors will battle it out until we reach the Final Four. And on Monday the battle to crown the winner of the most destructive person in our culture will end.
Join CMR and “March to Madness” by choosing your winners in the combox because you can influence the judging by lobbying to see certain people to advance or fall.
In the end, there can be only one. Vote early. Vote often.
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Updated: See Results in March to Madness Round of 32
Update – March To Madness – The Creep 16
March 16, 2009 at 8:14 pm
I don’t see Cheney, Bush, Rush, or Glenn Beck.
This list is incomplete by far!
March 16, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Did you mention Jerry Springer?
See 3-16-09 Stamford Advocate News
Connecticut Priest wants to fight Jerry Springer.
March 16, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Here are my picks. The Sodom region is loaded with top contenders!
Sodom Region:
Nancy Pelosi
Michael Moore
Barack Obama
George Soros
Joe Biden
Time Magazine
Richard Dawkins
Doug Kmiec
Gomorrah Region:
Bill Maher
Bill Maher
Oprah
Al Sharpton
Michael Jackson
Robert Byrd
Barney Frank
Dan Brown
Babylon Region:
Amy Winehouse
ACLU
Hillary Clinton
Peter Singer
James Carville
Gov. Paterson
Susan Sarandon
Lindsay Lohan
Ninevah Region:
Ron Howard
Charlie Sheen
George Clooney
Vox Nova
Voice of the Faithful
Donald Trump
The View
Markos Moulitsas
March 16, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Sorry Tito,
I didn’t know who Markos was. Didn’t know he was founder of Daily Kos. Don’t read the site.
March 16, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Some of the celebrities get a pass from me because a.) they do, technically produce something with their songs, movies, etc. and b.) they aren’t taken particularly seriously and more often than not are on the pathetic end of society’s jokes.
March 24, 2009 at 11:02 am
This is pure genius.