We all saw some real action and excitement this weekend and from the carnage of civilization come the eight remaining contestants vying for the title of “Most Destructive Influence on the Culture”
Nacy Pelosi was the clear favorite over Octomom and did not disappoint. While Octomom clearly is no role model, her contribution to the ickification of our society pales in comparison to what the Speaker of the House does daily. Pelosi, as ranking partisan in the House of Representatives, continues to champion the spendapalooza, advocating abortion on demand and ESCR all while correcting the Pope on what the Church really teaches. For this, she has clearly earned her place in the Execrable Eight
Obama also easily triumphed over George Soros. While Soros is truly one of the more despicable characters with his determination to spend his considerable wealth on every liberal cause, it is dwarfed by Obama’s willingness to do the same with your money, your grandchildren’s money, and money that hasn’t even been printed yet. No contest.
Christopher Hitchens takes down Chris Matthews by virtue of the fact that Hitchens singular purpose is too attack God and he sells a lot of books doing it. Matthews lost because not even God watches his show anymore.
As nasty a piece of work as is Bill Maher most people people actually recognize his pathos and his reach is limited by it. Oprah, on the other hand, spreads her gospel to millions who fail to see the truth. Because of this she is the clear winner in this contest.
Dan Brown takes down the ol’ Ku Klux Kodger of the Senate. While they both lie with impunity, people actually believe Dan Brown. His particular brand of anti-Catholic anti-historical fiction give him the edge here.
In this hard fought contest the ACLU edged out Hillary. Hillary has been reduced to a mere minion of the One, while the ACLU still is actively destroying our civil liberties while claiming to defend them.
While Baldwin’s loony liberalism and bad parenting skills certainly do not endear him, Arlen Specter’s negative influence is far greater. As the great enabler of the Democrat juggernaut in Congress, this turncoat republican deserves his spot in the Execrable Eight.
The fight between Ron Howard and Vox Nova went into seven overtimes but in a stunning upset Vox Nova pulled it out in the last minute with a startling play in which they claim that gay civil marriage is ok as long as we (the Church) don’t sanction it. That is a buzzer beater.
Tough choice in the battle between VOTF and the view. One group is composed of a bunch of secular loud mouth biddies that deride anything holy, mock the Pope, and are nauseatingly shallow and the other is the girls of the View. But at least the view is not pretending to be something it is not, Catholic. The win goes to the VOTF.
So there you have it. Who are your final four?
March 23, 2009 at 4:53 am
So, how did the Obamassiah beat Nancy?
March 23, 2009 at 5:12 am
Obama
Oprah
ACLU
VOTF
By the way, exactly why is Oprah in there? I don’t like her, but I’m not sure what specifically she has done.
March 23, 2009 at 5:16 am
Brendan: precisely. She’s dangerous because her alternative religion is sneaky:)
Execrable Eight? You’re killing me!
March 23, 2009 at 10:53 am
I’m happy to see that The View is still in contention. Probably not the best pick but a sentimental favorite of mine.
March 23, 2009 at 11:51 am
The “filthy four”?
Obama vs. Hitchens – Obama will prove that he is God and Hitchens will bow down.
Oprah vs. Dan Brown – Dan Brown will fail quickly be assumed into the tentacle beast that is Oprah’s psuedo-religion.
ACLU vs. Specter – almost too close to call – Specter by a nose? (whoops)
VOTF vs. Vox Nova – VOTF will bombard Vox Nova with non sequiturs and ugly speech.
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obama vs. oprah – “this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.”
March 23, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Obama vs. Oprah
ACLU vs. VOTF
March 23, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Obama is a symptom, not a cause. It will be the height of lameness to an otherwise great final four parody if we wins it all. So:
Hitchens
Oprah
ACLU
Voice of the Faithful. Vox is bunch of nothing. Don’t give it something they’ll take as a badge of honor.
March 23, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Obama (he’s going all the way),
Specter (a traitor on our own side is worse than an enemy),
Oprah (America’s most powerful woman),
Vox Nova (good writing and ideas mixed with anti-American pro-abort apologetics can be more dangerous than pure poison, but they’re going down next round).
March 23, 2009 at 3:11 pm
As the Mom of a family that doesn’t have cable, I’ve always heard how bad the View was, but never witnessed if for myself. It just so happened that the day I went to get my haircut, the stylist had the View on. I watched it and couldn’t believe how these women said whatever they want about what they want, without anyone speaking intelligently. It’s like a bunch of uninformed, cultural opinions. Couldn’t we all get that at our neighbor’s fence? Why the heck are these women PAID to do this?
In addition, I only watched for 15 minutes or so, and they managed to malign the church for not ordaining women. Something like “you think the church would get with the times.” I couldn’t believe that in the 15 minutes I watched, they were vocally anti-catholic. What are the odds? Although, with this group, I’m afraid the odds are high…
March 23, 2009 at 4:07 pm
obama over hitchens, oprah over brown, ACLU over Specter, Vox Nova over VOTF
March 23, 2009 at 5:12 pm
The winner between the Leader of the Culture of Death, Obama and the Anti-Christian League of Unitarians will be the champ.
Not even Vox Nova’s endorsement of Obama will get them past the Hate of Eight round.
March 23, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Obama
Oprah
ACLU
Not sure whether to pick VOTF or Vox Nova. Both seem irrelevant to me and either will surely lose to Oprah. But I’ll choose Vox Nova since they’re online at least, instead of just handing out fliers or whatever.
March 23, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Sorry, the news about ND has left me rather irritable. Therefore:
Hitchens over Obama. With our more Catholic University once again proving its superiority by bestowing an honor on the POTUS, thus proving Doug Kmiec right (heck, Obama must have been the most pro-life candidate if the Faux Lady is giving him an dishonorary doctorate), Obama proves once again that he is truly an innocent lamb responsible for nothing bad in the world. Thus, he is disqualified from the tournament and Hitchens moves on the the Fantastic Four.
Dan Brown over Oprah. Similarly, Oprah is revealed to be solely a force of good, inspiring many to lives of rapid fluctuations in weight brought on by holy fasting. Dan Brown must be correct, too, but since he made a factual error in Da Vinci Code (shocker, I know), he must move ahead.
Specter over ACLU. Even with snark, SPECTRE is massively confused over what party he really belongs to.
VOTF over VN. Sean O’Malley realizes the errors of Boston’s ways and immediately establishes a VOTF tribunal to approve every decision in the Archdiocese.
March 23, 2009 at 11:21 pm
OPRAH! OPRAH! OPRAH!
Oprah interviews Tom Cruise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUAZCc12ZZQ&feature=player_embedded
Oprah discusses the Secret (NOT A SPOOF)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0wYxh-akZs
March 24, 2009 at 3:08 am
VOTF over VN. Sean O’Malley realizes the errors of Boston’s ways and immediately establishes a VOTF tribunal to approve every decision in the Archdiocese. Sigh…
My picks are the same as Brendan’s…
Obama
Oprah
ACLU
VOTF