I am endlessly entertained by the human ability to draw others into their own grand delusions. Among this most entertaining group is the lowly-regarded but highly amusing quacks in what is probably the world’s second oldest profession, doomsday prophet.
Doomsday profiteering has gone mainstream these days. By golly almost every other show on the History channel these days involves the apocalypse. “Apocalypse Man”, “Life After People”, and every other episode of “The Universe” involves at least one grisly scenario on how the world might meet its end. But these days the entire doomsday industry revolves around the fanciful and highly extrapolated idea that the end coincides with the end of the Mayan calendar on December 21, 2012. Leaving aside the embarrassing fact that the Mayans failed to predict their own extinction centuries ago, Mayan doomsday prophecy is all the rage.
This kind of thing can be very frustrating to “Bible Scholars” such as Harold Camping. Camping scoffs at the very notion of December 2012 being the date of the big ouchy. Says Camping, “That date has not one stitch of biblical authority, it’s like a fairy tale.” What a relief. Not a chance says Camping, because the end will come on May 21, 2011; a full eighteen months earlier.
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January 21, 2010 at 5:43 pm
If God really chose to reveal Himself through number crunching, wouldn't He have given us all better math skills? I'm just sayin'…
January 21, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Camping: "Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D."
I wrote a little Linux program that employs the standard algorithm used to compute the date of Easter (in the West), and by extension, the other feastdays. According to that algorithm, Good Friday in 33 AD was April 3.
January 21, 2010 at 7:32 pm
I really hate the History channel's new programming. It's all end of the world prophecies (which I could care less about), stuff on how the universe was formed or shows about modern people doing their jobs (both interesting, but technically not history). Most of their shows either take Man out of history, or take history out of Man (showing only what we're doing right now).
Just look at their lineup, the only shows that are about history are Ancient Discoveries, Modern Marvels (a bit of a stretch, but they usually cover how the modern marvel developed), and WWII in HD. It would almost be more accurate to call it the nonHistory channel.
January 21, 2010 at 7:58 pm
"Not a chance says Camping, because the end will come on May 21, 2011; a full eighteen months earlier."
That's what some of the guys are saying down at Chubby's Bar and Grill. That's because the Chicago Cubs are going to win the World Series this year…and it's the delayed aftershock of the Cosmos. Remember the slogan, Cubs will win in 2 zero 10! After that, all of life is anticlimactic.
January 21, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Back when I attended Our Lady of Perpetual Payments Elementary School, our teacher told us that the Julian calendar was a few years off.
According to Sister Mary Tarantula, Christ was actually born in 4 A.D. so if He died 33 years later that would throw Campings entire calculations into the circular file.
And as all good Catholic boys and girls know, "Sister" is always right!
January 21, 2010 at 9:30 pm
John K – I just watched "The Star of Bethlehem" DVD, where a lawyer (of all people), using astronomy and Kepler's laws and the Bible, pinpointed the date of Christ's death as April 3 33 AD. Coincides with a lunar eclipse that occurred that day. It's a great DVD – I recommend it.
January 21, 2010 at 9:41 pm
I second "The Star of Bethlehem" DVD. The program also aired on EWTN over Christmas. His calculations are pretty amazing and very intriguing.
January 21, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Patrick – hate to break it to you, but the Mayans are not extinct. They number about 7 million, so if they are extinct, you'd better let them know.
As for the doomsday prophecies, I take them like any work of science fiction. Anyone who takes them seriously is in dire need of either catechesis or valium.
January 21, 2010 at 11:35 pm
I LOVE John Hetman' comment. Heck yeah!!! HA HA HA!! Love it!!!!
My mum used to say, "When they say the world is coming to an end on such and such a date, I'll be out planting a tree." I think that's a Martin Luther saying, right? Forgive me, but I was raised Lutheran . . . My folks are both Catholic now (I have been for years and years). So, we all just laugh and figure "When it's time, God will see to it. Until then, why worry?"
January 22, 2010 at 12:52 am
No one knows the day nor the hour.
and…
It will come when no one expects it.
So since no one will see it coming, and lots of folks see 2012, it cannot be 2012.
January 22, 2010 at 2:16 am
Early
Just because there are still Italians doesn't make 'em Ancient Romans.
January 22, 2010 at 2:35 am
Patrick – apples and oranges. The "Romans" were not an identifiable race or tribe after the Punic last of the Punic wars about 146 BC. These people ARE Mayans gentically, they speak Mayan and they identify as Mayans. Just because they don't sacrifice victims at altars doesn't make them less Mayan, anymore than Japanese not bayonetting babies makes them less Japanese. Civilizations, societies and people can evolve but retain their identity and link to their past.
January 22, 2010 at 2:42 am
ER,
Perhaps you are right, what do I know about such things. Maybe there really are people calling themselves Mayans walking around. What I do know is I wouldn't wanna hang out with any of them.
January 22, 2010 at 2:54 am
I LOVE that someone Catholic finally has made fun of Camping. Working in NYC, I listen to his radio show late at night to stay awake driving home–laughing. Since he is SO sola scriptura, I always have the urge to call up and ask him about Matthew 25:13 (Therefore, stay awake, for you know neither the hour nor the day).
January 22, 2010 at 3:10 am
Patrick – I'm sure it's mutual.
February 1, 2010 at 7:36 am
We are looking for the rapture and hope you are also! There are some Google articles throwing light on pretrib rapture defender Thomas Ice that you might like to see, namely, "Pretrib Expert John Walvoord Melts Ice" and "Edward Irving is Unnerving" (both found on Joe Ortiz's "End Times Passover" blog) – plus other Google articles like "Pretrib Rapture Diehards," "Thomas Ice (Bloopers)," "Thomas Ice (Hired Gun)," "America's Pretrib Rapture Traffickers," and "Pretrib Rapture Dishonesty" (the last two in colorful versions on the "Powered by Christ Ministries" site). Are you Dr. Ice ready as well as rapture ready?
[Google "The Newest Pretrib Calendar" for a truly amazing thought-provoker!]