The Archbishop of Canterbury has been ‘abducted by aliens.’ At least according to the gay Gene.
The Archbishop of Canterbury has been accused of being ‘abducted by aliens’ over the issue of homosexual clergy.
Controversial American Anglican bishop Gene Robinson condemned Dr Rowan Williams for failing to stop internal rows over the ordination of women and gay priests.
The Bishop of New Hampshire said: ‘I pray for him every day.
Opposing camps: Openly-gay American Bishop Gene Robinson and Dr Williams
‘I have clergy friends who literally studied at Archbishop Williams’ feet and who have said to me it is almost as if aliens have come and taken Rowan away from us.
‘They have left something that looks like him but we don’t recognise him any more.’
Bishop Robinson who is openly gay and whose sexuality caused controversy when he was elected in 2003, told the Times that Dr Williams is a wonderful human being and a faithful Christian.
But he added:’ I’m not at all sure that his attempts to hold us together as a communion at all costs is the kind of leadership that this time calls for.’
The gay Gene actually has a point, that Dr. Williams “attempts to hold us together as a communion at all costs” are responsible for the breakup of the Communion. Of course, the gay Gene sees it differently. He thinks Dr. Williams should have thrown all the gay bigots and misogynists out a long time ago and let the gay Gene and the kaleidoscopic Jefforts-Schori be the model for the new Church they were building.
As for all the departing Anglicans, the gay Gene probably thinks they are being abducted by aliens as well. Not so. They are being abducted by Jesus.
November 20, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Paddy, doesn't that woman cleric on the right side on the page look like some alien creature? I don't think the departing Anglo's are being abducted,I think pod people are taking them over! That would explain why the COE and the ECUSA has been overrun by homo's, lezzie's, abortion right's activists, druids and other strange, evil things. Pray for them St Dana Andrews, and Christ have mercy!
November 20, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Hilarious!
November 20, 2010 at 7:42 pm
If you think about it, their whole 'alien abduction' thing makes sense. AS you said, Patrick, Jesus is abducting them; considering the ideology of the gay Gene and others, dontchathink maybe they see Jesus as an alien concept?
November 20, 2010 at 9:28 pm
It is so sad to read this oh so clever gay bashing. And women bashing…so women clergy are all lesbians now?
I hope you are all joking. I'm big on laughing, but this doesn't sound like joking to me.
Jesus made a point of loving folk that the rest of society looked down upon.
This is just so ugly. No wonder the first word people used describing Christians a study found was "Judgmental".
November 20, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Anon,
It is so sad to read the comment of someone with such poor reading comprehension.
Who said anything about lesbians?
November 21, 2010 at 10:52 pm
Robinson just resigned, for Pete's sake! He may have a point about aliens being responsible for bad stuff. Turns out the husband of the duo who're voting on whether to abort their baby is a Trekkie. There seem to be a lot of tin foil cap-wearing folks of late out there – Geraldo's raising a ruckess about new evidence about 9/11, Allred's now enjoying being groped by the TSA instead of suing them. The list goes on.
That poor Schorri woman does look frightfully witchy and lesbianish although that judgment certainly wasn't made by the Catholic Christian author.
November 22, 2010 at 5:27 am
I like her costume. I wanted to be Bishop of Oz too but, they were all sold out. Oh well, I don't plan on visiting the Diocese of Somewhere-Over-The-Rainbow anytime soon anyway.
November 22, 2010 at 5:07 pm
It is the responsiblity of a pastor to care for the souls in his charge. Gene Robinson is abusing the soul of his partner and both are headed to hell. If God wanted a person to become a priest or bishop, God would have created that person male. Doing God's will is making one's way to heaven. What doth it profit a man(woman) to gain the bishopric and lose her soul?
November 24, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Dear Mr. Archbold,
I was referring to the comment when I mentioned lesbians.
There was also a comment about all female clergy being gay.
! That would explain why the COE and the ECUSA has been overrun by homo's, lezzie's, abortion right's activists, druids and other strange, evil things. Pray for them St Dana Andrews, and Christ have mercy!
I do believe there were other references, but, frankly, it is too bizarre for me to reread.
Excuse my profound ignorance, but I can't tell, and I usually can….is all this being written in seriousness or is it farce?
November 24, 2010 at 3:23 pm
The all women clergy are lesbians comment is no longer on the page, along with the picture that someone else referred to.
It was there, though. Clearly stated.