Man, where’s Chris Hansen when you need ’em.

A lady who will be referred to from here on in as “Worst Mom Ever” tried to sell her 13 year old daughter’s virginity to some creepy dude for $10,000. Worst Mom Ever also was selling pics of her daughter and her in their underwear.

New York Daily News:

The woman, Felicia Rae McClure, 32, was busted by her boyfriend on May 18 after he allegedly spotted several texts on her cell phone discussing the deal with a man named “Don.”

Cops said that “Don” took McClure and her daughter to Victoria’s Secret to buy lingerie, and that mom and daughter posed for pictures in bras and thongs.

She also sent the pics to other men for money, cops said.

Authorities say the girl agreed to the sex, but later changed her mind.

McClure was charged with two counts of aggravated sexual abuse of a child and two counts of sexual exploitation of a minor. Bail was set at $250,000.

I like to imagine a time when this story would’ve shocked people in a real way. All I can say is that time is NOT this time. We can say we’re disgusted and horrified. But surprised? Not really. Too many things happen like this all the time. All the time.

Here’s the deal -the moment you take love and commitment out of sex it becomes a commodity. Is it any surprise that it gets bought for stunt sex by creepy leeches with a checkbook.