OK. This has got to be the stupidest plan ever considered. But you wanna’ talk about thinking outside the box, this is it.
It seems the British hatched an awesomely bizarre plan to win the Second World War by turning Hitler into a WOMAN!!!
The Daily Mirror reports:
The Allies secretly schemed to smuggle female sex hormones into the Fuhrer’s food in an attempt to curb his aggression.
If the plot – like something out of TV comedy Blackadder – had gone ahead, it could have turned Herr Hitler into Her Hitler.
The plan was to sneak estrogen into Hitler’s food so he would “become more feminine and less aggressive.”
Uhm. So spies had access to Hitler’s food but they didn’t consider…I don’t know…poisoning him!
But it turns out that Hitler had taste testers. It seems to me though that you probably could’ve found a poison that maybe didn’t affect the tester for a while and then would kill the tester and Hitler maybe a few hours later. I don’t know but it seems to me there are some stops between the short-term “let’s give Hitler instant poison” and the long-term “let’s turn him into a woman” plan.
And I don’t know who came up with this plan but whoever had the crazy thought that an angry chick was easier to handle than an angry dude?
August 15, 2011 at 8:04 pm
LOL I highly doubt a bra wearing Hitler with PMS would have made him "less agrressive".
But hey, give em an A+ for creativity!
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August 16, 2011 at 3:22 am
According to the Pink Swastika ,ol'Dolphie was probably a butch, the hormones would've just made him a butch lezzie! LOL! Scotju
August 16, 2011 at 9:47 pm
Ahahahahahaha!!!! … ahem… this IS making me think, though, that perhaps some 'U.S. female politicians' have had someone sneaking MALE hormones into their food to make them MORE aggressive and communist. Notice the short hair, deepening voices, and all-around lack of feminism (in the real sense, I mean)… I don't know, but this makes perfect sense to me!
August 26, 2011 at 10:04 pm
Actually, the taste testers don't know about the poison by it effects on them. They can tell by the taste. They have all sorts of neat trick to detect any unusual flavor or scent in the food. But I don't think hormones have a taste, so it might have actually worked. In theory.