Clearly, Nevadans are a bunch of misogynistic pigdogs. Sandra Fluke (or as Dennis Miller calls her “Moan of Arc”) spoke in prime time at the Democrat’s National Convention and is now out on the campaign trail for President Obama.

So she had a campaign stop in Nevada and ten people showed up. Ten. Dude, more people show at the “Blossom” reunion autograph signings. And two of those are Joey Lawrence’s siblings.

Mind you, this contraception issue is the big pr push that the Dems have this election year and TEN people showed up to see the patron saint of contraception. How do you get only ten people to show up to talk about other people paying for your sex? This spells trouble for the Democrat Party.

Oh wait. It gets better. Here’s how reports it:

Sandra Fluke, the woman at the center of a media firestorm earlier this year after Rush Limbaugh called her a “slut,” spoke Saturday in front of about 10 people at the Sak ‘N Save in north Reno.

About ten people. About? Could the reporter not handle counting anything over the fingers on his or her hands? About ten? I wonder how many of the “about ten” were reporters.

And sadly, it’s a little bit disturbing that a grown woman with a law degree is known mainly as the person who an actually famous person called a bad name. But that’s how she wants to be known. That’s how she referred to herself in front of the only national audience she’ll ever have. Georgetown University really prepares its students for the future, huh?

Look, Sandra Fluke would be a national punchline if anyone could remember her name two months from now. The most she can hope for is that in the future, swinger enthusiasts will refer to their orgies ironically as “Sandra Fluke rallies.”