When attacking ninjas the biggest mistake attackers make is attacking one at a time. This is not a mistake these two young women make when they both attempt to kiss-bomb Fox reporter Mike Tobin on the air. The two also don’t attack straight on but attack from opposite angles. But Tobin on the air proves himself to be a full-on Ninja by rebuffing them both at once without breaking stride in delivering the news.

And there’s no truth to the rumor that he threw six Chinese stars and disappeared in a cloud of smoke immediately after.

Check out Tobin’s rebuff. Proving that his momma didn’t raise a rude ninja he even throws in a polite “please.”