I had a conversation with a guy I speak with sometimes at my kids’ softball game. He’s always amazed that my wife and I have five kids. He can’t get over it. This is the short conversation we had:

Guy: Anyone who has five children or more nowadays should just be declared a saint.

Me: Yeah? What about Octomom?

Guy: Hmmm. OK. Anyone who has five children or more who hasn’t make a porn movie should be declared a saint.

Me: Works for me.