My five year old is a kindergarten graduate. Yay. All the kindergarteners lined up in the cafeteria and put on a show. Look, I’m no critic but the songs were a little repetitive and the choreography was all over the place. The dancers kept forgetting their move and one of the dancers even started crying and sat down.

To make matters worse, I’m pretty sure they were lip synching with a pre-recorded tape.

And in the poems about the children, the metaphor of the children being like flowers was kinda’ beat into the ground.

If this were a performing arts school I’m thinking there’d be some refunds. Two stars out of five at best.

I didn’t say anything to my kid but let’s hope her high school graduation is a little better.