ESPN2 is falling down on the job. I love those odd sports that ESPN2 will show like The World’s Strongest Man with the guy pulling the truck and throwing kegs over a wall. But how did ESPN miss this gem from England? The annual shin-kicking championships. Seriously.

As you might suspect, two guys grab each other’s collars and they kick each other’s shins until one of them loses the will to live and just drops. If you don’t believe me, check out the vid below:

I grew up with five brothers. This was called a random Tuesday at the Archbold house.

If ESPN televises this fiasco, you’re all invited over to Pat’s house. I’ll bring the dip.