Hilarious. What a bunch of nutball hippie fascists. This school has gone totally Burger Meister Meister Burger on Christmas.

This wacko school makes rules saying children are not allowed to reference Christmas, no red or green things that could be construed as Christmasy, no trees, and nothing that could stain the carpet at school.

Shouldn’t the no staining the carpet thing be a year round thing? Why is that all of a sudden that’s bad? Since when did hippies become less about peace, love, and understanding and more about wiping out Christmas, making kids miserable, and keeping carpets clean.

It reminds me of the Dude from The Big Lebowski complaining about the nihilists ruining the rug because it really tied the room together.

You think in future years, there will be Christmas special villains called the Superintendent to be added to the annals of Christmas special villains. Scrooge, The Grinch, Burger Meister Meister Burger, and the public school principal.