My kids had field day yesterday. They love it. But my kids are at a Catholic school where they’re allowed to keep score and declare winners and all that eeeeevil stuff.

This one school’s field day announcement is just so precious. If someone made it up to make fun of present day field day announcements it couldn’t be better. Check it out:

It’s a good thing the school doesn’t foster an “urge to win” because this is an epic fail.

HT The Blaze

*subhead*No Urge to Win.*subhead*