I’m not sure that Monster soda is the devil’s brew (because that title belongs to Meister Brau) but it’s highly inappropriate. (It’s funny. Nowadays, doesn’t just saying the word “inappropriate” make you a fuddy duddy relic as if nothing could be inappropriate except the names of football teams and bakers not baking cakes for gay weddings.)
Anyway, she might be crazy but I’ve got to tell you she’s thought it out. “Bottom’s up and the devil laughs.” That’s an awesome close. I don’t care who you are.