Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 17 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Congressman: Jesus and Moses Would Fund Planned Parenthood

In opposing the GOP’s bill to defund Planned Parenthood and repeal Obamacare, Democrat congressman Steve Cohen (D.-Dumb.) argued that Jesus and Moses would oppose it.

CNS pulled this quote:

“We just came through Hanukkah and Christmas, and we ought to think a little bit about what Hanukkah and Christmas were about and what Moses and Jesus would be about. I think they would be about saving lives and about giving everybody an opportunity to live, not patient-centric health care, but people living and getting health care like every other civilized, industrialized country in the world provides for its people.”

Maybe he doesn’t understand what’s being celebrated on Christmas. And maybe he doesn’t understand that those Ten Commandments that Moses held high included a little something about thou shall not kill.

*subhead*Christmas.*subhead*

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