I’m not going to link it because…clickbait asshattery. But the lede to this piece is so 21st century America. And the rest of the piece goes on to lament that maybe we’re being a little too uptight about this whole incest thing.

When Melissa, an administrative assistant in a law firm who’s in her 20s, met an older woman named Lisa a few years ago, it was love at first sight. The two have been in a relationship ever since but know that marriage is out of the picture. And it’s not because they are lesbian. It’s because they are mother and daughter.

Hey, remember when Rick Santorum predicted that if we approved of gay marriage we’d soon have approval of incest. And we all laughed. Oh, how we laughed.