I know that some Christians had to say no so that we could fight the religious liberty issue out in court. And God bless them. But for some other Christian bakers there is another route that involves less human rights tribunals and lawyers.

Hey Christian bakers, try this. The next time you’re set up and targeted and asked to bake a cake for a gay marriage just smile real broadly and say, “yeah, yeah. Ill bake a reeeeeeeaaal special cake for ya. Real special!

And then smile like this:

And hold that smile for like fifteen seconds. If nothing else, it’ll be fun.