Having all the girls home all day every day is great. But one problem, they shower a lot. Girls are different. We practically have to hose him down.
But because of the girls the shower drain is taking a beating.
You know how people travel hundreds of miles to see the biggest ball of yarn. Well, I should charge money to display the biggest clump of hair pulled from a drain. I could charge.
I could do that or put together an awesome Bigfoot costume.