Something tells me you’ll know without purchasing a $150 Nuk-Alert. I’ve never been through one but I’m pretty sure it’s not a subtle thing.

When I was a kid in the 1980’s schools were done with the whole hide under the desk thing. We were of the understanding that it was pretty much game over if it happened. I remember my sixth grade teacher telling us there will only be the dead and those who wish they were dead. Nice, huh?

It’s no wonder I’m so screwed up.