I’ve got so many thoughts here. Most strippers strip for money. Cold hard cash. These strippers strip for the right to kill other humans. I’ll be honest, the cold hard cash strippers seem a lot better.

And by the way, would some ab crunches kill you before stripping in front of thousands of people? Planet Fitness is only 10 bucks a month. I mean, come on. A little effort please.

I’m no big fan of Joel Osteen and I’m no fan of pro-choice strippers so for me, this is like when the New England Patriots play the Dallas Cowboys. I usually just root for injuries.

In the end, I think it’s a little sad that these poor girls who clearly want their opinions take seriously believe the only way to get attention is by stripping. That’s a rather sad message they’ve imbibed from our culture, isn’t it?