Brían Nguyen became the first transgender to win a title under the Miss America Organization. He was named Miss Greater Derry 2023, landing him a crown and scholarship, as announced this past Sunday. The Miss Greater Derry Scholarship Program provides scholarships to “young women” between the ages of 17 and 24.
“I am ecstatic to be the FIRST transgender woman to be a Miss America local titleholder,” Nguyen writes on Instagram, whole eating a Devil Dog and sipping a Fruit flavored Slurpee.
OK. I made up the Devil Dog and Slurpee business but the rest is true.
Behold:
Dude should be playing football, not competing in beauty pageants. Do you know how pissed these other contestants actually are?
I know it’s easy to make fun of beauty pageants. My wife was involved in auditing one years ago so we went. These girls were pretty impressive. They could sing, dance, and recite poetry but there was nothing as close to how crazy awesome the baton girls were. What they do is a actually pretty awesome.
The turning, and the flipping, and the catching is actually pretty cool. Because the second that baton leaves her hand you know all her hopes and dreams of winning a scholarship and a title are up in the air and if she missed it, years and years of work and practice go up in flames. She instantly becomes a punchline.
And to make matters worse, now she starts spinning. Yes, the baton is in the air, still going up mind you and now she begins spinning around.
Your breath catches. It’s a moment of high import. She reaches out her hand on her third twirl and snatches the damn thing out of the air and immediately begins twirling it through her fingers.
We all can’t help it. We applaud. Some stand. It’s high stakes and you can’t help but applaud.
Anyway, now the girl who caught the baton because the real talent is cutting one’s penis off. That’s what’s considered talent in the 21st century. And brave. Soooo brave.
This should be a fun ride, folks. A fun and wacky ride.
Me? I’ll take the baton over a chopped off penis anyway.
November 11, 2022 at 10:21 am
What makes you think he chopped his penis off? That is not necassary to be a trans. But a little more than a little mental lacking is required.
Pray for all involved, specially that real women who lost to this case.
God help us!
November 11, 2022 at 2:42 pm
So…just to make sure the kool-aide is kicking in here:
1) I see that this man is in fact a woman.
2) I believe it is a woman and hold that fact up against…um..women.
3) And, acepting that this is a woman equivalent to all womankind, this particular woman is to be held up as the ideal woman in beauty and talent for that particular area…
…all that with the knowledge that this man, uh woman, is surrounded by what looks to be lovely young ladies. And still, he was the most talented and beautiful.
Dang. Beauty standards have really changed!
November 11, 2022 at 3:39 pm
It would certainly help if the girls didn’t just go along with and drop out of he contest. So now the girls claim to fame is losing a beauty contest to a fullback.
November 12, 2022 at 10:04 am
I agree.
I fail to understand why women do not put a stop to this by just opting out of these competitions.
November 12, 2022 at 11:33 am
I think the pressure to be woke is very hard on the young.
November 12, 2022 at 3:12 pm
Bob,
Yes, it absolutely is. But someone needs to teach the young that they MUST stand up for truth and goodness and beauty. MUST.
November 12, 2022 at 3:11 pm
I agree wholeheartedly. Once the contestants found out that there would be a dude competing, the ONLY right thing to do is quit (and go to the media to reveal this insanity). Just staying in the competition is condoning it. But if you choose to stay, then when he’s announced as the “winner”, walk off the stage, don’t stand there clapping.
November 12, 2022 at 4:28 pm
This hits close to my home. I live less than an hour from Derry in NH. We were a sane state once but gradually residents from Massachusetts, NY and Connecticut began buying homes around the state and bringing their liberal ideologies with them.