The advantage of being an asshole is you can do asshole things and not feel bad.

The problem is all that assholery leaves other people angry. And you know what that anger does to people, it curdles inside them, makes them angry, and then you know what happens, it makes those people assholes.

Last I counted, the world had more than enough assholes to do the job.

Try love. Try forgiveness. It’s the asshole antidote.