When I want to understand masculinity I turn on CNN. The testosterone oozes through the pixels of my tv and burns up my carpet.
CNN is soooooo totally masculine and virile that if you leave it on in your house for too long all the women in your home will become pregnant. (At least those not past their prime as Don Lemon would say.) ((Oh wait, not women. I meant bodies with vaginas.))
Men who watch it develop pecs.
So you can imagine that when CNN, the home of Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon, said they were going to have Kamala Harris’ husband, the Second Gentleman on to discuss toxic masculinity I immediately unplugged the television for fear that the combustible intensity of Doug Emhoff with CNN would be too much for my television.
But fear not, it’s ok to watch. You will only feel sad after watching this:
March 3, 2023 at 8:50 am
I can’t even.
No, I can’t bring myself to hear even an utterance from the “first gentleman” (snicker) about ANY kind of masculinity… foremost, one that only exists in the minds of the left.