I have zero interest in the new Exorcist movie. Zero. The first one took itself seriously and is a classic of the genre.

This one, however, is pure shock horror. But they brought back the original mother to reprise her role. But this time it’s going to be bigger and better because now there’s two girls possessed because…sequels always must be bigger. So that means better, right?

But now to the stupid line. The mom says that every religion in the world has some kind of ritual for exorcism. And then the mom says that this time it’s gonna’ take all the religions to fight it this time. Because…bigger!!!

That’s because they couldn’t just give the Catholic Church props. A priest can’t be the good guy. No way.

Oh, if this isn’t a Catholic thing, then why does the possessed girl have an upside down cross on her head?