I’m not kidding you. This is the real lede for an Associated Press news article that appeared on the Yahoo home page today.

WASHINGTON (AP) β€” That smiling guy walking down the street? Odds are he’s a Barack Obama backer. The grouchy looking one? Don’t ask, and don’t necessarily count on him to vote on Tuesday, either.

No media bias there, right? The media has lost all pretense of objectivity this election year. You have to give it to them. They laid their cards on the table. They’re not even pretending anymore.