You know that cute little store in the mall where kids can build cute little bears all their own? Well, they have a new feature this year. Its called “EcoNazi Indoctrination Through Fear and Threat Of Loss”
Build-A-Bear has this nice little video in which they scare kids into believing in Global Warming by threatening Christmas, Santa, and the North Pole.
This attempt at coercion and brainwashing is despicable. BigGovernment.com says boycott. I am not sure that is the answer. Instead, why don’t we all go in and build laughing polar bears with “Copenhagen 2009” t-shirts or maybe “Polar Bears Make Good Eats”
On second thought, why don’t you skip right past Build-A-Bear, go around Ben & Jerry’s, avoid the “American Girl” store, and go right to your SUV load up your six kids and go to Church. That’ll show ’em.
December 22, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Et tu, Build-a Bear?
Sad.
December 22, 2009 at 10:33 pm
If we go there, can we build a polar bear stranded on a chunk of ice?
December 23, 2009 at 12:52 am
No, but for only $25.99 (plus applicable state, local and carbon-related taxes), you can airmail a piece of ice to a needy polar bear.
December 23, 2009 at 1:44 am
On a somewhat related note, I was reflecting today on that classic, Frosty the Snowman… how Frosty goes to the North Pole b/c that's where he'll "never melt".
I can only imagine what the Econazis would do in a remake…. and, being a mama of 5 and trying to pull Christmas together, I give you full permission to take this thought and run with it.
🙂