Sometimes when you read things your mind just creates a picture in your head. Well turn that part of your brain off RIGHT NOW. This is not an image you want in your mind’s eye. Congressman Eric Massa, who’s being drummed out of Congress for allegedly making inappropriate remarks to young male staffers, said he had a bit of an…altercation with Rahm Emanuel in…the shower.:

“I am showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me.”

I’m sorry but that is the stuff of nightmares. Prison nightmares. If by chance you pictured it, there’s surgery to permanently remove your mind’s eye to avoid this kind of thing in the future. Sorry. But I pictured it and now I simply want to spread my pain around. Maybe, together we can get a bulk rate for therapy.