1) “And we’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we’re going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!”
2) Heeeeeeeeerrree’s Joey!!!!!!!!!!!
Mine are pretty lame. Your turn?
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April 21, 2010 at 8:35 pm
Yipeeeee!1 Socialism at last!!!!!!!!
April 21, 2010 at 8:38 pm
“Joe had agonized over his vote for David, and I knew how thrilled he must be. We started running through the crowd toward each other, and when we met, we embraced, laughing and crying.”
An ecstatic Biden wept tears of joy, telling Rudman over and over: “You were right about him [Souter]! … You were right!”
The two men were so jubilant, so giddy—practically dancing—that Rudman said onlookers thought they were crazy: “[B]ut we just kept laughing and yelling and hugging each other because sometimes, there are happy endings.”
It was sheer bliss: Roe v. Wade had been saved; it was alive. The two senators, liberal Democrat and liberal Republican, were so overcome that they sobbed. It was the most joyous moment…
April 21, 2010 at 8:44 pm
This is me having my prostate examined.
April 21, 2010 at 8:50 pm
I reeeaaaaaallllyyy like Count Chocula!
April 21, 2010 at 8:55 pm
At the supposed direction of the President and in order to raise awareness, Joe Biden became the first Vice President to have a Prostate examination during a live press event.
However this was all based on a misinterpreted comment when the President told Biden to shove it up his …
April 21, 2010 at 8:56 pm
or
"I said, this is a big effing deal!!!!!"
April 21, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Unfortunately, Joe was the target of the first test-firing of Iran's nuclear weapons program. Fortunately for all in attendence, it was only an Atomic Wedgie.
April 21, 2010 at 9:05 pm
Side comment: This picture is soooo becoming the wallpaper on my computer.
My captions (sorry for the all-caps, but he's obviously yelling):
1) BINGO!
2) METAMUCIL WORKS!
3) I'M SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER!
Slightly different:
4) Much to the amusement and horror of the audience, Joe Biden reinacts the "Cuban Pete" number from "The Mask."
Given the slightly worried look on his face, and the fact that none of the girls are looking at him:
5) I forgot my pants? AGAIN?!?
6) Martha Coakley did WHAT in Massachusetts?!?
April 21, 2010 at 9:25 pm
I don't know if I can caption this… everyone in the background has an incredulous look on their face, as if they're seeing Biden on a JumboTron and are simultaneously realizing:
A – holy crap this dude's our VICE-PRESIDENT
B – holy crap I'm IN THIS PICTURE FOREVER
Frankly that's funnier than anything I can invent.
April 21, 2010 at 9:25 pm
This is Joe!
Joe is doing well!
Very well indeed!
Because not long ago with just a quick phone call Joe realized he could have something better in his life. And what did he get? Why, a big boost in confidence, a little more self esteem, and a very happy misses at home (wink wink)!
Order on line today.
April 21, 2010 at 9:37 pm
Joe Biden after he is told that he can vote on on against the teachings of the Catholic Church. He does not know now that the he was told that by the Devil himself and unless he changes his ways the Devil may be smiling like this.
April 21, 2010 at 9:38 pm
The VP suddenly realized he'd been put inside the invisible box of silence….
April 21, 2010 at 9:41 pm
"…and not only am I the greatest vice president ever, I just saved hundreds of dollars switching my car insurance to Geico ™!"
April 21, 2010 at 9:53 pm
If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, please do not go out in public.
April 21, 2010 at 10:00 pm
"WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOOOOOOOW!"
April 21, 2010 at 10:14 pm
"Speaking of his recent assignment to head up the White House 'War on Freeze Tag' the Vice President said, "…and if we don't put and end to this NOW, some punk kid is going to make you freeze like THIS!""
Rick's made me LOL. Mathew's #1 was what I first thought when I saw the pic and I love Maggie's gun show…
April 21, 2010 at 10:41 pm
'Somebody told me before this press conference that this podium was going to electrocute me. Well, of course, I didn't believe it for a EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
April 21, 2010 at 10:56 pm
Who said Botox numbs the emotions?
(http://scienceblogs.com/neurophilosophy/2010/04/botox_may_diminish_the_experience_of_emotions.php)
April 21, 2010 at 11:18 pm
I want all of you as fired up as the tea partiers!
We got every last nickle and dime!
And lift one, two, three, four…feel the burn…that's right.
This looks like a job for Superbiden!
April 22, 2010 at 12:49 am
Who's giving me a wedgieieieieie!?!