Give me your best caption. I stole this pic from a really funny site I recently found called Bad Vestments.
Some of the top captions over there include:
Feast Day at The Church of St. Alfred Hitchcock.
If they start flying, don’t look up!
This just in: Episcopalian Priest Held Hostage By Mutant Birds
So now give me yours.
September 29, 2010 at 3:44 am
Welcome to the Church of St Jim Henson!
September 29, 2010 at 4:03 am
St John's life-size "12 Days of Christmas" pageant sounded like a good idea until the 3 French Hens showed up.
September 29, 2010 at 4:27 am
Flock of Seagulls makes a comeback in church revival
September 29, 2010 at 4:47 am
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September 29, 2010 at 5:57 am
MALFEASANCE IN HOLY ORDERS
September 29, 2010 at 6:21 am
FROM THE SANCTUARY TO THE SOUP KITCHEN
CHICKEN LITTLE'S SKY FELL
I can't seem to leave this one alone
THE HOLY SPIRIT TIMES THREE
THOSE MAGNIFICENT MEN IN THEIR FLYING MACHINES
DOO WHOP
THE CLUE CLUCKS CLAN
chicken its a
the squabling squab
turtle dove soup for the soul
the aspca needs help
September 29, 2010 at 6:46 am
No contribution, just a thank you for the mega-mirth which has come at the end of a difficult day.
God bless you all.
September 29, 2010 at 9:45 am
Due to an apparent lack of sleep in the congregation last Sunday's Mass, Father found some Native American dancers to dance out the readings. Desperate times lead to desperate measures.
September 29, 2010 at 10:18 am
I can only think of Monty Python for this….
Brian: Oh, well, the birds, then.
Man in crowd II: What birds?
Brian: Any birds.
Man in crowd II: Why?
Brian: Well, have they got jobs?
Man in crowd III: Who?
Brian: The birds.
Man in crowd II: Have the birds got jobs?!
Man passing by: What's the matter with him?
Man in crowd III: He says the birds are scrounging!
Brian: Oh, no, no, the point is: the birds, they do all
right, don't they?
Man passing by: Well, and good luck to them!
Man in crowd II: Yeah, they're very pretty.
Brian: Okay. And you're much more important than they are,
right? So what do you worry about? There you are! See?
Man in crowd II: I'm worrying about what you've got against
birds.
Brian: I haven't got anything against the birds! Consider
the lilies…
Man in crowd III: He's aiming at going at the flowers now!
September 29, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Fly my pretties.
September 29, 2010 at 1:02 pm
In response to the new translation of the Roman Missal and in full compliance with the spirit of Vatican II, a new pantomime setting for Michael Joncas' "On Eagles Wings" has been released.
September 29, 2010 at 2:02 pm
What do you get when you cross Angels in America with the spirit of Vatican II?
These really over the top, larger than life spiritual doves!
Gerry
September 29, 2010 at 2:07 pm
BTW, happy Feast of Saints Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael, archangels, seriously.
Saints Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael pray for us.
Saint Michael defend us in battle!
Gerry
September 29, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Going on the Monty Python theme from Rob in Maine:
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
Soldier: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grasp it by the husk!
Soldier: It's not a question of where he grasps it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
Soldier: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Pictured above: the elusive African swallow
September 29, 2010 at 2:56 pm
When the latest results from the Pew religion survey came in, we knew that The Spirit of Vatican II's chickens had come home to roost, but this is just a bit TOO literal!
September 29, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Larry D gets my vote! LOL!!
September 29, 2010 at 4:43 pm
The President explains why he is becoming an Episcopalian.
— Mack
September 29, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Which of us is the Father, which is the Son and which is the Holy Spirit? We all look like Chickens!
September 29, 2010 at 7:27 pm
A reading from the gospel of St. Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
September 29, 2010 at 7:51 pm
The Birdman of Amchurchisbad