Hey, remember when Senator Rick Santorum said that if judges made all rules governing sexuality and marriage unconstitutional, then soon polygamy and even bestiality would be legal. And remember everyone freaked out and called Senator Santorum crazy.
Well…
Jammie Wearing Fool writes:
A YOUNG Toowoomba man yesterday tied the knot with his best friend โ a five-year-old labrador.
In perhaps a first for the Garden City, Laurel Bank Park hosted the wedding of Joseph Guiso and Honey, a labrador he adopted five years ago.
Thirty of the coupleโs closest friends and family were in attendance for the emotional ceremony, held at dusk.
The groom assured the attendees that the relationship was nonsexual.
So far. (I just added that.)
Either the guy’s crazy or he thinks he’s being funny. Either way, marriage is becoming a punch line.
December 2, 2010 at 3:56 pm
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
December 2, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Whas this a real, legal marriage? Did they have to pay for a marriage license (as well as a dog license)?
I mean, they could say they got married, just like some womyn "say" they were ordained – but it doesn't make it so.
December 2, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Was Peter Singer, the animal rights activist, the best man? Juscot
December 2, 2010 at 5:00 pm
How did this animal give his consent? Where is PETA when pooches are forced into arranged marriages with emotionally arrested idiots?
December 2, 2010 at 6:01 pm
If you equate the consumation of the marital act with marriage per se, then there's a major religion that allows that. The provisions are the animal, in this case a goat, must be killed after the consummation and the meat cannot be sold at the same village. There are clips in YouTube of references to their sacred texts but I haven't posted them because I wasn't sure whether these are true. However, I did post a picture of a motel sign in Mecca that stated "No goats allowed in rooms."
December 2, 2010 at 6:46 pm
What the hell is wrong with people?
December 2, 2010 at 8:38 pm
Five gets you ten that in short order the groom will discover it was only puppy love.
Then his former bride will take him to court where she'll rabidly hound him for support. He'll doggedly deny it until her attorney makes him sit up and beg for mercy.
Like many other men, as he leaves the court he'll bark out that the world is truly going to the dogs.
December 2, 2010 at 11:26 pm
So when he refers to his wife as a b—-, it will actually be true. ๐
And Matthew – seriously – we're posting on the same stuff again. Kinda weirdin' me out.
December 3, 2010 at 12:08 am
@LarryD Great minds think alike.
December 3, 2010 at 12:31 am
How can you post this stuff? Santoum is "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by product of anal sex". Look it up on the internet !!! Disgusting.
December 3, 2010 at 1:22 am
Subvet,
Excellent stuff! ๐
December 3, 2010 at 1:47 am
now he can deduct the dog as a dependent
December 3, 2010 at 3:45 pm
How can there be a "marriage" if there is only ratum? Non consumatum est presents a problem.
December 3, 2010 at 3:52 pm
What mockery to marriage. A reflection of the Insane times we live in.
December 4, 2010 at 4:14 am
There's already a guy in Japan who married his pillow.