It’s official. According to a Gallup poll, 47% of Americans are certifiably insane.

It seems that nearly half of Americans believe that the most rudderless, egotistical, man-child with a death fetish that we call President deserves reelection.


The only good news is discovering that 51% don’t think he deserves reelection in 2012.

Weasel Zippers reports:

A majority Americans believe President Obama doesn’t deserve to win reelection in 2012, according to a USA TODAY/Gallup Poll.

Fifty-one percent of voters surveyed said they don’t think Obama should have a second term at the White House, while 47 percent signaled that he deserves four more years.

The weird thing about this poll is that according to Gallup, only 40% approve of the President’s job performance. So 7% don’t approve but think he deserves reelection. Huh? I guess they’re the crazy crazy people that hold mutually exclusive ideas and say outlandish things with no connection to reality – you know, like the folks at the New York Times.

Exit question: Does Obamacare cover insanity or would it be referred to the death panels?