Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 22 October 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Warning to Pro-Lifers, There Are Many Ways to Become a Zombie

*subhead*Educated zombie.*subhead*
I saw this and thought it was funny. In a funny ’cause it’s true way.

Pro-lifers are constantly talking about how we’ll win in the end because we have more children. And then us idiot pro-lifers send our kids to the wackos to get themselves some book learning.

Note to pro-lifers – stop sending your kids to wacko college liberals who aim to turn your kids against you. That’s truly their aim. And especially please stop sending your kids to wacko Catholic colleges. They’re actually worse in many ways that purely secular colleges. I was just speaking with a parent who was complaining that his daughter became a mind numbed hippie…AT GEORGETOWN!!!

How can we be surprised? You are responsible for your children’s spiritual formation and it doesn’t stop when they’re 18. Please.

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