Being pro-choice means only having to be pro-choice on one issue and one issue alone. If it doesn’t have a body count, they’re not interested. You see, you need your freedom restricted so you don’t hurt yourself but if you’re going to kill the unborn or some old dude who’s not contributing to society that’s all well and good.

I totally stole this from The Looking Spoon so I could probably be arrested and put in blogger jail for something like this. But that’s how much I love you. I’m willing to risk all that to bring you this. Please alleviate my conscience and visit The Looking Spoon. It’s a very funny site.