You might be in a liberal parish if…

…your family has to split up to find the tabernacle.

…the pastor wears an Izod shirt and introduces himself as “Steve.”

…there’s maraca’s in the band.

There’s about twenty of these at my piece at The National Catholic Register. Go over, have some fun, and add your own in the combox.

*subhead*Just havin’ some fun.*subhead*