Your priest absolutely knows its you in confession because you’re the only one there who has four kids who confess right before you.

You’re active participation is questionable at Mass because you’re watching your son, the altar boy, to make sure he doesn’t mess up. It’s like willing a bowling ball to turn the right way.

Someone sneezed during Mass should I say “God bless you” or just stay quiet. If you say God Bless you at mass, isn’t that redundant. Should you just save it for the sign of peace, but then again do you really wanna shake that guy’s hand?

Oh no. I just responded by saying “And also with you” and now everyone around me thinks I haven’t been to Mass in two years!

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