Headline: “California Gov. Gavin Newsom announces moratorium on death penalty, halting more than 700 executions.”

Abortions, however, will continue apace.

Seriously, the week before California sued the Trump administration over funding for Planned Parenthood and other abortion clinics.

And currently, (and this one will blow your mind) California state Assemblyman Jesse Gabriel is pushing a bill to put a Planned Parenthood phone number on every student ID including children at Catholic schools.

So remember kids, executing murderers rapists, and robbers is bad but remember to keep your Planned Parenthood number on you at all times. You know, just in case there’s a little one that needs killin’.