Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 1 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Put Down that Rifle and Help Take My Appendix Out!!!

The Governor of New York has announced that as of midnight tonight, health care workers who are not vaccinated for Covid will be fired. In lieu of medical personnel performing life saving procedures and surgeries you’ll have doctors and nurses pulled from retirement and some members of the National Guard helping out.

Doesn’t that make you feel safe? Just what you wanted. A back alley appendicitis.

The good news is that those who are in the military will be finally be called “the real heroes” because they’re working in hospitals. There’s that.

I hope that every time someone dies on the operating table, the military members are forced to do thirty push-ups.

I think it’s awesome that the military is here to protect our freedom but they’re also here to fill in when our freedom’s are taken away.

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