What sick twisted madman thought of ice cream cones? Let’s teeter the messiest food in the world on top of an edible cup but let’s have the food self destruct within three minutes so that it gets all over everything.
BUT…if you try to avoid a mess by eating too quickly it delivers unto you a cerebellum crippling headache that temporarily robs you of all joy and hope.
AND WE GIVE THIS TO CHILDREN!!!
There should be an age requirement on cones.