They should wear their injuries proudly. What greater cause than the advancement of leftism could there be?

Todd Starnes: A girls basketball game was called at halftime after three young female players were injured by a giant male player who was sporting facial hair.

KIPP Academy’s girl’s basketball team roster includes a six-foot-tall boy who needs to shave. School officials declined to formally confirm the player’s gender identity.

These girls sacrificed themselves for the advancement of leftism. Their names will be honored with a place in the Book of Leftist Martyrs.