I don’t know. Things just seem kinda’ simple to me. I see so many people can’t figure things out but it’s all kinda’ simple. Let me show you.

In the 1900’s you had Catholic writer GK Chesterton taking on eugenics. Now, I don’t know if you know much about history but eugenics was all the rage. It came after pretty much everyone accepted evolution and all that survival of the fittest stuff. And then some people said, what if I decide I’m the fittest and I make sure the unfit don’t survive. It was just seen as taking control of evolution. It was, they said, the next evolution in evolution. And this seemed like a great idea to a lot of people, especially Germans.

But you had this Catholic writer GK Chesterton standing against it, warning everyone. Now, he’s a Catholic and he says the Church teaches that every life is sacred, fittest or not.

Now, it might’ve seemed confusing because you have all these people loving the idea, the Germans and the Americans especially. All the Ivy League institutions had eugenics clubs it was so popular. The media cheered it on. And then you got just this one guy warning everyone. So, I get being a little confused there but guess what happened. It turned out that the one guy talking up the Church was right. Wanna’ know how they found out? So along came this other guy. His name was Hitler and he put eugenics into practice. And boy, did he. Dude went to town. And after that, everyone got kinda’ embarrassed about being all into it. It’s like being at the Lord of the Rings convention when you realize everyone’s wearing elf ears and then you wanna’ get the hell out.

So, sometimes, the masses are wrong. Let’s fast forward.

Now, I know what you’re saying. Matt, that’s old times. Things are much more complicated nowadays. Everything used to be in black and white and now that things are all in color everything is gray. Like the issue of abortion. Many people are confused by this extremely complicated issue over whether killing very small human beings is very different than killing large human beings. But then something happens that, for me, kind of uncomplicates things.

The Satanic Temple just opened a new abortion facility. The Satanic Temple is proudly performing “Satanic Abortion Rituals” (their term) as a part of their so-called religious practice. I know Satan is no Hitler but he’s still a pretty bad guy. This should be a clarifying moment for all, doncha’ think?

I mean, for me, if someone’s asking my opinion on an issue, one pretty reliable guideline I use is by asking “So, what does Satan think?” And once I find that out it makes it pretty clear I wanna’ choose the other side.

That’s what I’m looking for. Easy answers to complicated issues.

Now you try. Let’s see. So you have this very contentious issue about whether it’s good or bad to castrate confused children who think they might be boys or girls. Now, here you might get confused because Hitler didn’t think this was a good idea. He thought this was going too far. Yeah. Hitler thought this was going too far. But the Satanists kinda’ clarify things. They think it’s great. They even erected a statue of a demon Baphoment inviting children to come to him. Baphomet is a goat headed demon with both male and female anatomy.

Now, here’s the thing. All these issues are made pretty clear by Satan and his buddy Hitler there. But what about the other side? Is there anybody or an institution that’s always been on the right side of these issues?

It turns out that the Catholic Church was always against eugenics, was always against murdering small and large human beings, and in this great book they published, it says pretty clearly “God created them, man and woman.” So that’s pretty clarifying about all that gender fluid nonsense.

An institution whose teachings have been on the right side of societal issues might be worth investigating, huh? And just think. By becoming Catholic, you’ll piss off Satan and Hitler.