“Take Care Down There” is the new series of web ads made by Planned Parenthood. And they’re not talking about Australia. I’m just trying to decide whether they’re more disgusting or sad. You decide.

Or this one entitled “I Didn’t…” uh never mind what it’s called. Here it is:

You’d think that with the millions and millions of dollars these guys take in they’d be able to make videos with a bit higher production value. And what’s with the creepy older dude?